Festivus: Airing of Grievances

I gotta  lotta problems with you people!

Bush!  I understand you're still spending more money than God could print.  Knock it off and cut some programs. 

Rumsfeld:  What the hell are you doing?   Kill those radical bastards so we can move onto Iran.

Michael Moore:  You're liar. And you're fat.

O'Reilly:  The act is old.  Find a new schtick.

Dan Rather:  Quit already.

UDATE: Hey, OTB has a Festivus page, too.